" life support "

 [ "life support" ]

1: After tucking your penis backwards behind your ass, your girlfriend deep throats it and proceeds to insert her nose in your ass. AKA respirator.

  * e.g.,  ... That bitch thought she was hot shit until I put her on life support last night. 

 [ "Caffeine Life Support" ]

1: A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe stayed up all night, so he was on caffeine life support the next day. 

 [ "Conversational Life Support" ]

1: When only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. Almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself. A one-sided conversation. Typically occurs online.

  * e.g.,  ... Jake messages girl on myspace/facebook/random dating website: Jake: Hi, what's your name? 

 [ "dick life support" ]

1: A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.

  * e.g.,  ... Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!" 

 [ "dick life support" ]

2: A means of transportation for an erection .

  * e.g.,  ... Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?" 

 [ "dick life support" ]

3: A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.

  * e.g.,  ... Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed." 

 [ "dick life support" ]

4: A porn actor.

  * e.g.,  ... Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection." 

 [ "dick life support" ]

5: Kevin Federline.

 [ "Advanced Life Support" ]

1: in new york it's a paramedic (EMT-P) or Critical care tec (EMT-CC) the abbreviation is ALS and it can also mean Ain't Lifting Shit

  * e.g.,  ... thats y i have EMT's and i went for my Advanced Life Support 

 [ "life support system for a cunt" ]

1: Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

  * e.g.,  ... If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world. 

 [ "Pussy life support system" ]

1: A woman. That's about it. A woman.

  * e.g.,  ... I love women. Without them, pussies couldn't live. They are basically just pussy life support systems. Okay, some of them can cook, too. 

 [ "life support system for a pussy" ]

1: Any human being that is a female

  * e.g.,  ... Good lord woman, all you are is a life support system for a pussy! 

 [ "EMP your life support" ]

1: EMP a electromagnetic pulse disables electrical systems by spreading particles in the air such as electrons etc EMP life support means disabling life support on someone therefore killing them

  * e.g.,  ... EMP your life support EMP your nanna's life support 

 [ "Nothing but life support for a pussy" ]

1: A term used for a woman who is a huge bitch and /or cock block queen.

  * e.g.,  ... Forget it she's nothing but life support for a pussy.